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‘2001 Mules’
The truth about Dinesh D’Souza’s film “2000 Mules”
“I was a mule in the election of 2020. Dinesh D’Souza cut me out of his film and so he called it 2000 Mules instead. I am the missing mule. I am #2001.”
So said, Leo Sharp, Jr., of Waongo, Minnesota. Mr. Sharp says he has seen the D’Souza film, “2000 Mules” and he loved it. He loved it except for one big thing.
“The whole thing was my idea. I put together the mule program for the Democrats to win in 2020. I told them what to do to win. Biden didn’t win. They cheated. Then I happened to meet D’Souza after the election and I told him all about the program. I didn’t think he would make a film about it. Then he leaves me out of it. What a rat!”
It is a shock in fact to Sharp. Sharp says he cannot believe D’Souza, a Christian, is so fucked up. He wants to sue but most of the lawyers he talks to say, D’Souza’s film is a total crock and a fantasy. There is nothing to gain.
For those not in the know or who don’t want to ever know, “2000 Mules” is a documentary that alleges that the election of 2020 was stolen by the Democrats. D’Souza said he proved it with cell phone positioning evidence.
Most people, including chronic liars, complete lunatics, even professional conspiracy…
