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Bong Company Says No To Canceling Kanye West
“We want the smoke to clear before we decide…”
“It really is hysteria right now,” said Cheech Plimpton, CEO of Forever Bongs Inc. “I mean we don’t want to overreact to all the chatter on social media about Kanye. He’s been a good pitch guy for us. We have sold a record number of bongs since we began working with him.”
Cheech is responding to the latest reports of companies dropping their associations with the rapper-producer Kanye West, or “Ye.” West, in just the last two days, has been dropped by Adidas, and also dropped by J.P. Morgan.
Studio MRC also said it will not air a completed documentary of West and West’s talent agency severed ties as well.
All of this after Kanye went anti-Jewish.
According to the Anti-Defamation League, Kanye blamed ‘Jewish media’ and ‘Jewish Zionists’ “for numerous alleged misdeeds, stating that “Jewish people have owned the Black voice’” and that ‘the Jewish community, especially in the music industry…they’ll take us and milk us till we die.’”
It was the third time in approximately two weeks that Kanye went anti-Jewish. Before that was the “White Lives Matter” episode. Kanye, and perennial backward politico and race opportunist, Candace Owens…
