Artificial Intelligence

Chat GPT (#1)

Get ready educators, people, the end has come

Arthur C Clarke, author of the book, 2001 Space Odyssey — C.C. 2.0 License — ITU Pictures — https://www.flickr.com/photos/itupictures/16636142906

Dialogue

I don’t know about you but I am not afraid of Chat GPT. He/she walked by my house the other evening and I bombed her/him with eggs.

Lot of wasted yoke but I bet they/them will stay off my block. I have even concluded that missing a few egg sandwiches this week is worth it.

A friend of mine the other day said — what is Chat GPT?

And I just cut on “2001 Space Odyssey” and told them to watch. I said I will be back. I am going to go get some Asian food from down the street. Several orders of pho, sushi, and some basil and ginger eggplant.

When I returned with the grub, my friend was sitting on the couch, holding the remote staring at a blank screen, mumbling:

“Open the pod doors, Hal…”

That’s all they said until I plopped a bowl of pho in front of them and told them to wake up.

Now, you understand, right?

I do.

I told you years ago. You brushed me off.

Told me what?

I told you this day was coming. You laughed at me.