Is Jared Kushner — Human?

But will he live forever?

Jared Kushner, the Snarky Cyborg — Public Domain

When I heard Jared Kushner state recently he might live forever, I decided to call a few people who are living forever or people who are associated with living forever.

I figured they would know the real answer to this.

First up, ‘The Terminator.’ What better choice than a cyborg to say if this is possible? Cyborgs can’t die. They just get unplugged.

And I am talking Terminator I, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the relentless killing machine.

The Terminator as Governor of California — Public Domain photo

‘So, Terminator, is Jared Kushner, you know the ex-President’s son-in-law, able to live forever?’

‘I’ll be back.’

‘No, Kushner, Jared Kushner. That guy.’

‘Sarah Connor?’

‘Never mind, T.’

I hung up. That went nowhere.

I next called on Lee Majors, the Bionic Man. I don’t know if the Bionic Man lives forever, but I figured he knew a few things about longevity even if he didn't. The Bionic Man was invincible.