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J. Edgar Hoover, in Mar-a-Lago

The long awaited bum rush finally occurs

'bumpyjonas…
4 min readAug 9, 2022
Long time F.B.I. Director, J. Edgar Hoover

Where is J. Edgar Hoover when you need him?

Last I heard, somewhere in Florida, drinking a mint julep.

Or so it goes, as Vonnegut said.

But, the ex-President, #45, the one devoid of ethics and morals, wishes old J. Edgar Hoover had never been born right about now. Hoover would have long since had a talk with him about trying to act like he was a Vice Lord in some street gang rather than President of America.

Number 45 did have his Florida crib raided by Hoover’s goons, and he has no idea what to do now. He is no longer beyond that ridiculous wall of power and privilege and is like us again — subject to the bureaucracy.

He also has to know, the gloves are off now. This is bare knuckle territory. Hoover’s speciality.

Of course, the MAGA crowd is outraged. Fox News is outraged. The conspiracy theorist You Tubers are having orgasms. This proves the deep state is real. STFU.

I got ZERO love for the F.B.I. But, they did have a warrant which means, a judge saw some facts and said, go get what he got.

To get a warrant, law enforcement have to have what is known as probable cause. This means a crime has likely been committed and a…

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