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Josh Hawley Says His January 6th Fist Pump Was For Tiger Woods
“I saw him, I swear…”
“Someone called my name…Senator Hawley…Senator Hawley…and then…Josh…Josh…”
Hawley says he looked closer and he saw what he thought was Tiger Woods, the famous golfer amongst the protestors wearing a MAGA hat.
Thus, is the story of Josh Hawley, the Missouri U.S. Senator who plans to run for President many says. We ran into Hawley out and about drinking a cold root beer in a park outside Washington D.C.
Hawley still has not offered up full details of his actions at the January 6 insurrection but he is stuck by his Tiger Wood story.
“I saw him pumping his fist. It looked like Tiger Woods. So I gave him the fist pump back. And then some of the others near him did the same. That’s all.”
Unfortunately, for Hawley, Tiger Woods wasn’t stupid enough to be out there that day. He was not in the crowd.
Yet, there is also a lot wrong with Hawley’s fist pump story. It is a crock.
