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Mitch McConnell Says House Under McCarthy Smells Worse Than ‘Mule Piss’
And I should know, he adds
When U.S. Senator, Mitch McConnell from Kentucky was able to get Brett Kavanaugh approved on the U.S. Supreme Court, he famously quipped that he was stronger “than mule piss.”
Today, after visiting the U.S. House of Representatives, Senator McConnell used the line again.
“It stinks worse than mule piss over there,” he told reporters. “Have any of you ever smelled mule piss?”
“No, Senator.”
“Well, let me tell you, it stinks. It is like raw sewage mixed with rhinoceros shit. Stirred up and left out in the sun for a few days. That is some funky shit.”
When asked to elaborate, McConnell started coughing at first and then laughed. He pulled a hankerchief from his breast pocket and wiped his mouth and then continued.
“Forgive me,” he said. “But I do declare that our Kevin, I mean, Speaker McCarthy agreed to just to become Speaker of the House on a deal that a warthog wouldn’t take even if they hadn’t eaten in a month? He is like a cottonmouth snake with no teeth or venom now.”
“Can you tell us what that means, Senator?”
