The Ballad of Kari Lake — (an alternate take)

“Let me clear my throat…” — D.J. Kool

'bumpyjonas…

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Gage Skidmore from Surprise, AZ, United States of America — Kari Lake C.C. 2.0 License

Kari Lake is not awake or woke. I doubt she sniffs coke. The last time she spoke she said something about woke & Tone Loc dancing nasty with her to a Jimi Hendrix song.

But word, take the black out yo’ mouth. You ain’t south & surely not afro, but before I let go like Frankie Beverly, here’s the…

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'bumpyjonas…

word scratcher, baller, shot caller, born in a city made of chocolate.