The Ballad of Kari Lake — (an alternate take)
“Let me clear my throat…” — D.J. Kool
Kari Lake is not awake or woke. I doubt she sniffs coke. The last time she spoke she said something about woke & Tone Loc dancing nasty with her to a Jimi Hendrix song.
But word, take the black out yo’ mouth. You ain’t south & surely not afro, but before I let go like Frankie Beverly, here’s the…