HUMOR & POLITICS

The Supreme Court Leak(s) Have Been Found

Justice Roberts didn’t look in the right place

It was right there all along — the leaks. Yes, the leaks. There were so many leaks of the Dobbs decision I wrote this Medium post under an umbrella in my house.

However, Justice Roberts said otherwise. He said he couldn’t find the leak. I did. Here’s what J Rob said on the microphone:

“At this time, based on a preponderance of the evidence standard, it is not possible to determine the identity of any individual who may have disclosed the document or how the draft opinion ended up with Politico. No one confessed to publicly disclosing the document and none of the available forensic and other evidence provided a basis for identifying any individual as the source of the document.”

If you want to read all 23 pages of the useless report, go ahead — here’s the link.

Or, you can check out my evidence below of the leaks —

First, there’s this:

That is a leak.